17: taken : and yeah... i guess how i am just depends on your opinion. Enjoy! :)

 

Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.

Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed.

Me giving my friend relationship device. (via dafunnyposts)

Do it.
Get on the plane, get the train,
Walk 300 miles.
Get to her front door and tell her
“I know this is crazy
But I need you now.”
Our lives are too short to always be sensible,
Get the girl.
Distance makes no difference if your eyes light up when she laughs.

FRS  (via heartnothate)

(Source: lilith-not-eve)

Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober.

ayesurfsup:

mistletease:

ohhaiguise:

sirscrewloose:

legendofsherlock:

notenjolras:

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

my favorite fucking line from my favorite fucking movie of all time. 

(Source: fassyy)

notkatniss:

Why are some women like “I’m not a feminist I believe men and women should be equal” like ???????? YOU LITERALLY JUST DEFINED FEMINISM???¿?¿?

kingshe:

beehbreezy:

tampontampoff:

whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog

my dad does the same thing (:

This is fucking adorable